Thursday, September 6, 2007

WHERE WAS LEONARDO THEN?

Hey, Boo Spinner here with a question. Yeah! The one in the title.

You know I am usually telling you about things you probably have not thought about yet. For example. The traffic signal camera is quick but software is quicker. So, is GOV software telling the camera to venture beyond telling the signal to change colors? Beyond visual doppling to check your speed?

Is the traffic control cam looking farther and wider than we thought? Is evil GOV software telling it to do naughties? What if it catches a car shot of your mammary mountains in the hands of your neighbor while peeking inside your car? Could those shots be siphoned off for avocational GOV worker exploitation?

Could such software be called among the knowing something salacious like "Software Bits for Software Tits?" Imagine the possibilities! Hubby is sitting there supposedly doing the bills on the home office PC. But he has learned about multitasking. Could Hubby Tubby be doing both the Bills and Lils? Is he watching something like INVASION OF PRIVACY on pornagain.com? Whammo! mama's mams make a movie clip! A chuckle and a buck for the GOV programmer.

OK, THAT'S THE STUFF I AM NORMALLY ASKING ABOUT.

But today I was watching Leonardo DiCaprio's little movie about saving planet earth.

A pet peeve jumped up and demanded to be petted. Almost everything in the news now is about global warming, over consumption of fossil fuels and fast food spilling the beans about how much those fishy smelling BASS 'TARDS in polly ticks running criminal get rich schemes lied to us so much about global warming that now both global warming and the lying about it are vying for Font Size Championships in all the news headlines.

And every celebrity is trying to one up every other celebrity to see who can do the most Hang Haliburton and Save the Good Ship Earth stuff.

Don't get me wrong. It is so refreshing not to hear what master political analyst Bill O'Reilly is yelling about. It seems like just yesterday he was an entertainment reporter with Debra Norville. And where is Rush. With the change in the weather will a deluge of proof come that Rush (where did he get that name?) is, after all, a bigger, fatter idiot than Al Frankin said he was?

Don't get me wrong. I love Leonardo and, truth be told, he has been fighting evil longer than most.

BUT HERE IS MY BIG QUESTION.

WHERE THE HELP WERE ALL THESE SAVE THE WORLD PEOPLE, ALL THESE DO-GOODERS, WHILE BUSHLET AND BUDS WERE HAVING A YUGOSLAVIAN FREE REIGN RAPING TRUTH, AS DOLLY POLLY TICKS SAYS IN HER BLOG ?

This administration ran amok the last decade not just trying to destroy the earth but trying harder to destroy its inhabitants, no matter the color of their passports.

NOBODY SAID ANYTHING!

What real news got to the public got there via sites like those linked to by ourSLOdotcom.

So, to take advantage of this stand and deliver opportunity to utilize a survey, let me put it to you.

Why did we get so little truthful news the past decade?

Now, I am expecting to see in a moment a way to put some multiple choice answers to that question in the sidebar for you.

Help me settle this question in my own mind before I damage myself. Why did we leave poor Michael Moore out there hanging in the wind, all alone?

If one of the multiple choice answers is not your own pick, comment me, baby.

Just in case this survey thing does not work, here are the choices. Pick that one you think answers the question best or most of the time.

1. The government controlled the press through threat, intimidation.

2. The news and entertainment media found it more profitable to stifle itself.

3. The news and entertainment really believed they were reporting accurately GOV was telling them the truth.

4. The news and entertainment media were encouraged by the democrats reluctance to tell the lobbyists "keep your money, somebody has to have the courage to say something."

5. The news and entertainment media heard so much religious support for the administration that they actually began to feel the administration was morally correct and many people in the news and entertainment industry got saved or whatever as a result of religious popularity.

OK, I am waiting for some comments and and survey responses. Otherwise I will just consider lack of response another definition of nondescript.

did i scare you,
Boo Spinner

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